Hi. My name is THEAZTC. Pronounced ˈæzˌtɛk. Not A-Z-T-C, got it? You got it. I make things and I hope you like them! Or not, and in that case you'd be hard pressed to find in me a Planck's length of a shit and you can go fuck yourself with a pipe wrench. See, where I come from, people who make bad art are garroted with roundwound. They round them up by the hundreds and pack 'em into bathrooms and splinter ribs until the recoil gives them drummer pinky. I've seen bullets bounce in middling brothers' craniums like thoughts about hand-holding. How do you make good art? If you ever find out the answer, do let me know. I'll be here, evading capture in the Pacific Northwest. I am primarily a hip-hop producer, fledgling audio engineer, cartoonist, writer, ex-drummer, and video editor. I also like playing bass, most recently with ACTRESS. That's pretty much it. Enjoy your stay, and don't forget to sign the guestbook!